Dr's take forever!

This pic does not do my oweee(Olivia calls it this!) justice!

So we were putting up the neighbors jet skis and she drove up on the lift crooked so I was trying to get down to help....my foot slipped out from under me I slid down the front of the jet ski hitting the wooden stop that stops the jet ski from going back into the water....ribs arms and whatever else was hit on the way down.....yes I have awesome run on sentence! That's just me! It's not a writing class for crying out loud!
At first I didn't think anything was broke but after about an hour it was really hard for me to breathe and everything was starting to hurt.
This happened Monday!
I am now sitting in the dr's offic11pm Wednesday @11:35 am and have been here since 10am. She looked me over I've peed in a cup and taken x-rays! Now again it's a waiting game! Waiting for her to just tell me how and when I can breathe normal again when I can sneeze and it won't feel like my lungs are crushing! Please dr I beg of you to relieve the pain!
I normally can handle a lot of pain but now it's just aggrevating....I can't pick up Olivia..,& it takes me forever to get in and out of the car! O dear! This is just blah!
11:40 am now! I need more coffee and some lunch not to mention the 100 other things I need to get done today! COME ON ALREADY!!

Ok so she (PA) says she didn't see any broken bones but made me go get a MRI! O let me tell you how fun that was! The tech there said she didn't really see any damage either. So I just got real bruised up!

So it's Sunday night and I'm hoping since I did l these test on Wednesday they will have some results! Most of the brusing has faded& almost gone but the pain is still there. I'm almost hoping she says it cracked or something then I'll have a reason for all the pain and whinning! LoL! So after sitting in 2 dr's offices for 4 hours and going through strange test hopfully they will have an answer for me tomorrow.
Monday morning 11am dr says I'm just badly brusied! Holy shit it must be one hella bruise! Still hurts...please don't make me sneeze or cough! Thank goodness it's not broken though. Maybe I will heal faster and I can just get over it all ready!